I always dreamt of having a pair of these “Nábuxur” (E. Death pants) when I was a kid. I’ve also always wanted some “Hulinsteinar”. Magical rocks that make you invisible. If I remember correctly you need to replace a ravens egg in the nest with a special kind of stone. After the raven has nurtured the stone you must take the stones again during a full moon.
bardauxlair:

Get this great get-rich device: Necropants
So what you do is make a pact with a male friend while he still be among the living.  You agree to dig up his body from a graveyard after he dies from natural causes.  You cut off his skin from the waist down and wear them, boom: Necropants.  But they won’t get you any money yet; so far you are just wearing a pair of the freakiest skin tight jeans.  Next you have to rob a poor widow of her money and store the cash in your departed’s ballsack along with a magical inscription.  Money supposedly keeps the scrote full from then on.  Before leaving the Necropants, you must pass them on to the next user in a ritual that involves something like removing one leg and the next person puts their leg in while you still have the other in.
Icelanders…

I always dreamt of having a pair of these “Nábuxur” (E. Death pants) when I was a kid. I’ve also always wanted some “Hulinsteinar”. Magical rocks that make you invisible. If I remember correctly you need to replace a ravens egg in the nest with a special kind of stone. After the raven has nurtured the stone you must take the stones again during a full moon.

bardauxlair:

Get this great get-rich device: Necropants

So what you do is make a pact with a male friend while he still be among the living.  You agree to dig up his body from a graveyard after he dies from natural causes.  You cut off his skin from the waist down and wear them, boom: Necropants.  But they won’t get you any money yet; so far you are just wearing a pair of the freakiest skin tight jeans.  Next you have to rob a poor widow of her money and store the cash in your departed’s ballsack along with a magical inscription.  Money supposedly keeps the scrote full from then on.  Before leaving the Necropants, you must pass them on to the next user in a ritual that involves something like removing one leg and the next person puts their leg in while you still have the other in.

Icelanders…

(Source: vikingrune.com)